Jumble Crock

Crocodiles vs. White Rabbits at table football? Rad

But the tables on the ceiling? Double rad.

The animals of farthing wood are cheering from the sidelines? Rad overload.




New Brixton trend shop ‘The Rest Is Noise’ is pretty much rad on toast. It’s a bit like those wine gum ‘Randoms’ adverts, but cool. I’ll cherry pie your antelope then Jamaica the leftovers. It’s like someone opened a charity shop in Brooklyn, collected all the hipsters rubbish for a few days then brought it to Brixton where it got mixed with grime and reggae and the dance floor from that Pulp video. It’s like your granny playing space invaders on acid.

On Thursday we caught scuzzy punk faces ‘Oh Children’, tasted mini burgers and swapped ducks for punch. We also overheard girls in the loos talking about ‘the crack shop’.